White Trash Luau
Well, the Killbillies made it back from the White Trash Luau down in Virginia. Turns out our fears of being the main course at the big BBQ were unfounded and everybody had a great sloppy drunk time. The fourteen hour drive down left us a little punchy but after some difficulty we finally managed to pitch our tent....
...and the we settled down into our new Camp Hell for some drinkin' and relaxin' before the show...
It was around then that we realized that we had drunk all of our beer on the way up the mountain. Luckily many fellow Luauers came to our aid and our gracious host Dolanger brought us some ShineApple.....
Thoroughly lickered up and stuffed with pulled pork the Killbillies took the stage under the Virginian night sky....
In the morning with pounding heads and smelling like something akin to rotting corpses we headed for Baltimore to watch the Red Sox beat the Orioles. We didn't actually see them win on account of we had to leave early to get back down to DC for another show where we proceeded to bring the rock to a bunch of people who were apparently better than us judging from the light applause and intense indifference and disgust on their faces.
Angry fed some rats french fries in a park then we headed to our friend Jeremy's house for more drinkin', which led to Twitch coming up with the foolish idea of turning Jeremy into a zombie....
After a hearty breakfast provided by our new undead friend we headed back to Killville.
On the way home Angry got into some bad hot dogs at a gas station and ended up channeling the King....
...Hey, things ain't always pretty in Killville...
...and the we settled down into our new Camp Hell for some drinkin' and relaxin' before the show...
It was around then that we realized that we had drunk all of our beer on the way up the mountain. Luckily many fellow Luauers came to our aid and our gracious host Dolanger brought us some ShineApple.....
Thoroughly lickered up and stuffed with pulled pork the Killbillies took the stage under the Virginian night sky....
In the morning with pounding heads and smelling like something akin to rotting corpses we headed for Baltimore to watch the Red Sox beat the Orioles. We didn't actually see them win on account of we had to leave early to get back down to DC for another show where we proceeded to bring the rock to a bunch of people who were apparently better than us judging from the light applause and intense indifference and disgust on their faces.
Angry fed some rats french fries in a park then we headed to our friend Jeremy's house for more drinkin', which led to Twitch coming up with the foolish idea of turning Jeremy into a zombie....
After a hearty breakfast provided by our new undead friend we headed back to Killville.
On the way home Angry got into some bad hot dogs at a gas station and ended up channeling the King....
...Hey, things ain't always pretty in Killville...
posted by Angry Johnny at 5:55 AM
5 Comments:
my morning coffe just shot out of my nose.
fuckin dolenger haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
~killer
I was glad I got to meet you guys and see ya play at luau, but unfortunately I don't remember a goddamn thing 'cept Twitch talkin' about wanting to set himself on fire and then I woke up and I had Killbillies shirts - THANKS! Hope you guys plan on coming back next year, if not I'll look for ya at Poe's. Your pics are funny as hell. I don't have any from Friday so if you care to add them to my luau pics website let me know . . .
mmmmm zombies and bags'o'bacon....
thanks .....as hell -
yall come back now ya hear
dolinger
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