"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....

October 03, 2008

Angry's Guts. UPDATE

Well, the crack team of robots led by their fearless leader DR. Cannizzo, hacked into Angry's belly yesterday and ripped out that diseased appendix. They were kind enough to shoot some pictures for the family album. Lucky thing too, cuz' someone ran of with the little bugger before we could get it into the pickle jar. Maybe it'll turn up on Ebay.
Smells like Jack daniels & PBRs in here....
...We've located the bad seed...
...The diseased organ hangin' on for dear life..."Father, Nooooooo!...."
...the amputation....
Look at that little bugger,...It's adorable...
...all that remains are the memories and a bloody little stump. So long little buddy.

Thanks Doc!
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posted by Angry Johnny at 3:33 PM

1 Comments:

Anonymous Ivy Lovejoy said...

Hey Uncle Angry!!!

Can I get a kids 2T Tshirt?
Money's no object, Dad's buyin'!!!

Nice guts....

8:42 PM  

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