"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....

September 04, 2008

NO KILLBILLIES AT THE BREWFEST THIS YEAR

In spite of what you may have read in the ads Angry Johnny & The Killbillies will not be at the Brewfest on Saturday the 6th. Poor old Angry is still ailin' with his rotted festering guts. The hospital is assembling a crack team of robots as we speak to perform the difficult surgery.
Apparently they have to fill him up with gas from a compressor so that the robots can get in and do their dirty work.(see the detailed diagram below).
If all goes well and the volatile gasses don't explode they say
Angry should be good as new in no time.
So it looks like we'll be seeing you in November for the annual
"Thanks For Nothin" Party at the Brass cat.

posted by Angry Johnny at 3:44 AM

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