"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....

February 28, 2007

FRESH FROM THE KILLVILLE SWEATSHOP JUST IN TIME FOR SPRING!

She wowed 'em on the Paris runways, now you can own yer very own "All American Girl" apparel and accessories. Be the first one on yer block to be sporting this springs hottest little honey and make yer momma proud!
And just in time for EASTER grab yerself some "PRAYIN BONES" crap and go out and make a joyful noise unto the LORD!!!!!!!
What're ya waitin' for? Git yer sinnin' asses on down to the KILLVILLE GENERAL STORE and support yer local KILLBILLIES...we need a new van.

posted by Angry Johnny at 6:19 AM

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