"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....

April 07, 2006

SAL VEGA.....WE HARDLY KNEW YA



This just in...Sal Vega signs multi-hundred dollar modeling contract with a major label underwear company. "Fuck them Killbillies, I gotta give the ladies what they been cravin'. That's right girls. Line yerselves up fer yer very own piece of SALvation! From this day forward it's all about SAL!"
Reached for a comment about Sal's departure, Goatis T. Ovenrude stated "I'd like to say we're gonna miss him....but I never liked that little fuck anyways."

posted by Angry Johnny at 11:04 PM

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

finally.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tattoo....its the tattoo that sealed the deal, right?

1:34 PM  

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