"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....


March 14, 2006

Hallelujah! The Zekorder Has Returned!

Just when all hope seemed lost we managed to track down a local ham radio operator who had in his possession the required tubes and other miscellaneous parts needed to repair our beloved badly damaged Zekorder. At first he was reluctant to part with the vintage equipment but after some friendly haggling he finally relented. The doc says that his thumbs should heal up almost as good as new. So in honor of the Zekorder's return we present to you the mother of all Gospel tunes. "Get Down On Them Prayin' Bones"
And now we need something from you, you sons of bitches....tell yer friends, tell yer enemies, tell yer boss, tell yer congressman, tell yer ex, Hell, tell everybody you know! Help us spread the Gospel according to Killville! Time is short and the day of judgment is at hand. I here by decree that the year of our Lord 2006 is the year of the Killbillie. As God is my whiteness I will never drive a truck again unless it is for purely recreational purposes....or maybe I will. No matter! God Dang Diggity Dang! Go forth and spread the word! The Killbillies have brought the mother fucking rock for over fifteen years and counting and we have asked for nothing in return! Shout it from the mountain tops! Write it in indelible marker in the filthy toilet stalls! I want my piece of the fucking pie! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! GET DOWN ON THEM PRAYIN' BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Can I get an Hallelujah?....Can I get an Hallelujah?....Can I please have one little itty bitty mother fuckin' AMEN?!!!!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous twitch said...

There's gonna be a rash of crackheads stealing laptops 'cause the ultimate source of rock can be found right here at getangry.com

12:53 PM  
Blogger brunomonster said...

I've never heard truer words from the Gospel. I say Hallelujah!!! to the greatest band this side of hell and back.

1:47 PM  

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