"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....

January 25, 2006

Angry's Crappy Valentines


Well, once again that cursed horrible day created by the card companies to torture the lonely hearted is upon us. If you've been searching for the perfect card to send out that big "Fuck You" well look no further my friend. Just head on over to the Killville General Store and make a drunkin' bee-line for the Angry Johnny Crappy Valentines Card section and tell them sons-of-bitches how ya really feel this Valentine's Day.
And just remember, when life's got you down and kicks ya directly hard right square in the peaches, you've always got the sweet soothing sound s of WKIL Radio Free Killville to help you through your torment.
Happy Friggin' Valentine's Day!
COFFIN CASKET GRAVEYARD COFFIN EMBALMING

posted by Angry Johnny at 8:57 AM

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