"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....

October 20, 2005

"Goat Takes One In The Noggin."



Last night just two days before his birthday, Goatis T. Ovenrude suffered a what could have been a fatal head wound when he was shot square in the melon by Old Man Johnson at Johnson's General Store in an alchohol induced case of mistaken identity. Luckily the bullet passed harmlessly through his skull missing anything of vital importance. The doc says he'll be back on his feet in plenty of time for next week's tour.

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