PISGAH MOUNTAIN DUNG MAN CAUGHT ON FILM?

The body (or rather what was left of it) of Professor Dennis Holland who disappeared last December while hiking the Kwin-Ta-Chek Trail was discovered off of Rhodes Road in the town of Killville Massachusetts by a group of teens who had gone to the woods for a keg party. His camera was found near the carcass. The film in the camera, developed by the Killville crime lab revealed this startling photo believed to be of the elusive Pisgah Mountain Dung Man.

"We don't know if Shithead killed him or not, hell, we don't know if Shithead really exists," stated Killville sheriff "Big" Dick Turner. "This ain't exactly what I call hard evidence. Maybe the poor slob just fell and hit his head. I ain't gonna lose no sleep over some dead tree hugger anyways. Far as I'm concerned the case is closed."

So the events that lead to the demise of Professor Holland, like so many others before him will alas remain a mystery. But if you find yourself deep in the Killville woods up on Kwin-Ta-Chek and you smell an awful smell. Run like Hell my friend....run like Hell.