"Where the Hell am I?" you might be askin' yerself. Well you've wandered into Killville Massachusetts, the creepy little home town of Angry Johnny & The Killbillies. As long as you're here why don't you take a look around. We've got the"Killville Historical Museum Of The Strange" where you can check out some of the local crypto-zoology, prehistoric critters, grisly folklore and all sorts of weirdness, and the Killville General Store where you can pick up all sorts of Angry Johnny and The Killbillies souvenirs and the like. Then you can head on over to Angry's Creepy Little Gallery and peruse some of his world renowned artworks. And you can listen to Radio Free Killville WKIL the whole time you're checkin' things out. WKIL plays nothin' but Angry and The Killbillies sweet sound of rock & rollin'-countryfide-murder balladin'-bloodgrass 24 hours a day. So pop open a beer or a jug and stay a while, it's not like you've got anything better to do....

June 30, 2005

Mysterious Crop Formations Appear In Killville Field


A strange crop formation was discovered in a field on Ethan Windsor's farm Sunday morning June 26th. Old man Windsor figured it was the work of the Devil and proceeded to burn the entire field of corn.
Level-headed locals not prone to old timey superstitions have armed themselves for the imminent alien invasion.

posted by Angry Johnny at 4:31 AM

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